I’m Not Your Maid or Cook – If You Brought Your Son to Live With Us, You Can Take Care of Him Yourself!

In those days, when the evenings grew shorter and the wind carried the first bite of winter, Edith stood at the kitchen counter, knife in hand, slicing onions for her supper. The scent of garlic and browning butter filled the airuntil it didnt. The sharp, acrid taste of irritation rose in her throat, bitter as burnt toast.

Henry, her husband, hadnt even looked up from the telly, where racing cars roared across the screen. “Edith, make sure Jacks got his dinner sorted for tomorrow. No mincehe fancies pork chops, like last time. And fry up some potatoes.” A careless nod toward the armchair. “Grab his laundry while youre at it. Hes got nowt clean for school.”

She froze. The chair was buried under a mound of crumpled jeans, stiff socks rolled into balls, T-shirts reeking of sweat and pavement. The reek of teenage neglect.

Silence. Then, cool as the November air outside: “Im not your housekeeper, Henry. If youve brought your lad to live here, you can see to him yourself.”

His face twisted in genuine bewilderment, as if shed spoken in tongues. “Whats got into you? Its just a few shirts. The washers running anyway. And youre cooking for us all. Dont make a fuss over nowt.”

The clarity of it struck her like a slap. To him, she was no more than an appliancea dishwasher, a hoover, a function to be switched on and off at will.

Without another word, she snatched up the laundrypinching the fabric between two fingers, revoltedand marched not to the washing machine, but to the balcony. The cold air stung her cheeks as she flung the lot over the railing. The dark bundle vanished into the night, landing somewhere on the patchy lawn below.

Henry gaped. “Have you lost your bloody mind?”

“No,” she said, returning to her onions. “Ive found it.”

Jack, their sixteen-year-old lodger (temporary, for four months and counting), slunk out from his room, blinking like a startled rabbit. “Dad, whats happened?”

“Your clothes are fertilising the garden,” Henry spat. “Go fetch em before the foxes do.”

Humiliation burned the boys ears as he scrambled for the door.

That night marked the beginning of the silent war.

Henry and Jack dug in, stubborn as mules. The kitchen became their battlegroundplates crusted with egg, pizza boxes strewn like fallen soldiers, a bin bag swelling with refuse beside the untouched bin. They waited for her to crack, to surrender to the mess like a woman ought.

Edith did not crack.

She moved through the flat like a ghost, untouched. Her meals were single servings. Her bedroom, pristine. Their filth did not exist to her.

A week in, Henrys patience snapped. While she was at work, he stormed her sanctuarythe one clean room leftand ruined her new cream coat. Pizza crumbs. Pickle brine. A greasy stain bloomed down the sleeve like a slap.

When Edith found it, she didnt scream. She didnt weep. She folded the coat away, made a call, and waited.

The locksmith came at dusk.

By the time Henry and Jack returned, their belongings were bagged and waiting on the landingsix black sacks, lumpy with socks and Xbox controllers. The new lock clicked shut behind her as she sipped tea, deaf to their pounding.

“Piss off,” she said, calm as stone. “Your things are on the step. This isnt your home anymore.”

Their shouts faded down the stairwell.

She aired the flat, scrubbed every surface, lit pine-scented candles to scour the memory of them away. For the first time in years, the silence was sweet.

Henry came back once, a week later, holding a bag of her stray bitsa hairbrush, a phone charger. His eyes were bloodshot. “Edith, this has gone too far. Jacks got nowhere proper to livewere crammed at me mums”

She took the bag. “Sounds like your problem.”

“Were family!”

“No. Family doesnt happen. Its made. And you were just weight I carried.” The door closed. The bolt slid home.

Later, she heard through mutual friendsHenry in a rented room on the outskirts of Leeds, Jack shipped back to his mums. Struggling. Learning to cook, to clean, to be men instead of overgrown boys.

Edith, meanwhile, learned pottery. Took long walks. Drank wine in her spotless flat, the radiators humming, the world quiet and finally, blessedly, hers.

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